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THIS JOKE SUBMITTED BY JEFF HAZELWOOD FROM OHIO:
There was a pasture full of cows and bulls. One night there was a tornado, and all of the cows fell down, but the bull were still standing. Once all the cows were back on their feet, one of the cows asked a bull, "Why didn't you fall down?" The bull answered, "We bulls wabble, but we don't fall down!"
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A man goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the check-up the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says. "Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks. "Ten..." says the doctor. "Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" says the man. The doctor says, "Ten, nine, eight, seven..."
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If a parsley farmer goes bankrupt, can they garnish his wages?
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I had been giving my kids Flintstone vitamins, but then I realized that Fred and Barney weren't exactly the picture of health.
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While driving I had an accident with a magician. It wasn't my fault, the guy came out of nowhere.
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A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster said loud enough for everyone to hear, "Don't pay for me Daddy, I'm under five!"
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